santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

the-grand-high-blood:

petrichor-and-holy-water:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

And apparently very cuddly

I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats. 

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

imfallingpls:

they’re eggs now!

just loOK AT THEM.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

joeyjoe69:

looking through old messages likeimage

akatsugay:

tehrisa:

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

hit-the-shiftkey:

Fanartttt… I fucking love this game.

pianowires:

and people say anime is shit.

did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?

dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

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